Too Smart for Your Nonsense - Unisex classic tee

Meet your new favorite attitude tee: "Too Smart for Your Nonsense"—featuring the one breed that totally lives up to the phrase… the Border Collie.

With a confident, clever Border Collie graphic front and center, this t-shirt captures that iconic “I-know-what-you’re-up-to” look every Border Collie owner knows all too well. It’s the perfect mix of sass and smarts, just like your pup.

This shirt is great for everyday wear—whether you're training, relaxing with your dog, or just dodging unnecessary drama.

🐾 For dog lovers with a sense of humor and a smart pup to prove it
🧠 Ideal for Border Collie parents who know their dog is the sharpest one in the room
🎁 A fun and clever gift for agility folks, herding fans, and clever dog enthusiasts

Because let’s face it—your dog’s smarter than most people.
And you both know it.

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The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

How to Keep Your Shirt in Trial-Ready Shape:

Washing Instructions:
🐾Cold water only
🐾Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic!)
🐾Use a gentle detergent
🐾Wash separately the first wash, in case the color bleeds

Drying Instructions:
🐾Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and maintain the soft texture.
🐾Tumble Dry Low: If using a dryer, select a low heat or delicate setting.

Additional Tips:
🐾Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents as they can fade the color.
🐾Do not use fabric softeners, which may affect the shirt's texture.
🐾Avoid ironing directly on the design.

Shipping:
Shipping rates are calculated during checkout.
🐾 Free shipping on orders over $50!
🐾 Orders are typically shipped within 5 business days of placing the order.
🐾 Once shipped, they typically take another 2-5 business days for delivery. You will receive a tracking number so you can keep an eye on your package.
Orders can take up to 20 days to arrive, depending on the holiday season and weather delays.

Returns:
Our goal is for you to love your order! Please contact us if something isn’t right.
🐾 Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
🐾 Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

Eligibility for a Refund:
🐾 Product received is damaged or defective.
🐾 The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
🐾 Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.
To help us process your request, please contact us at support@nuttybordercollie.com and include a photo that shows the item, including the shirt size tag, as well as a clear image of the issue.

This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice. But we'll always keep it reasonable.